You know, if you put this all together in a shiny brochure with pictures and a mission statement, I bet you'd have a following in a matter of days. Awesome.

SaturnCat - website of choice
2007-01-14 15:39:49

I was going to post pictures, but on the advice of counsel I chose not to on the grounds that it may incriminate me. Some call it "art", some call it "evidence".

Smoog - website of choice
2007-01-14 15:49:22

Finally FINALLY a group I can truly belong to!! It's like I've been waiting my whole life for this...

Heidi - website of choice
2007-01-14 20:38:44

I love this. I am so coming to the next meeting and bringing a bag full of pills and used syringes.

Kungfukitten - website of choice
2007-01-14 20:44:38

I have laughed so hard at this. I can NOT stop laughing. You are a genius... A GENIUS, I TELL YOU!

Anais - website of choice
2007-01-15 01:05:20

Oh my God, it's the fucking mothership come to take me home.

Trance - website of choice
2007-01-15 11:21:17

So refreshing to find out there really is a place I belong....

Stacy - website of choice
2007-01-15 12:37:54

So it's like an AA meeting where you can drink, and OA meeting where you can eat, a GA meeting where you can gamble, and an SA meeting where you can get laid? Plus (I assume) there's loads of denial, butter cookies, punch, punching, bitching and blaming? Fucking hell. SIGN ME UP.

Halo Askew - website of choice
2007-01-16 01:47:12

One day I want to be a real boy.

Sorry, all the good comments were taken. And all the good pills, dammit.

Ben - website of choice
2007-01-17 08:19:10

Can we lick the Punch Bowl for pill-dust?

The Clan - website of choice
2007-01-18 03:38:35

Certainly. Just sign this waiver first.

Smoog - website of choice
2007-01-18 07:07:50

Can I be 1st in line?

Sandy - website of choice
2007-01-18 14:56:39

Go Bean go.

Gabriel - website of choice
2007-01-18 15:35:20

Wow!! I love this concept! Very creative! I'm for sure joining!! lol!!! bravo!!

Emily - website of choice
2007-01-19 04:00:05

*bwahaha* Brilliant.

Jules - website of choice
2007-01-19 13:44:30

What can I say? While reading I kept repeating: I'llname this; this is way strong and then concluded I should have named them all. Now, these are commandments.

Paula - website of choice
2007-01-20 08:59:12

Where do I sign up? This is my answer.

Hadassah - website of choice
2007-01-21 16:48:04

Smoogie, I love you. Sign me up for a lifetime membership.

Meany - website of choice
2007-01-22 17:53:05

Very funny, obviously, and I want to join.

Liz - website of choice
2007-01-23 13:15:38

Hello, my name is Allyson, and I'm fucking NORMAL and I want the world to leave me alone before I go postal on their asses...

Allyson - website of choice
2007-01-23 15:41:38

I laughed myself into a wheezing-see-spots-from-lack-of-oxygen fit. Awesome!

Countessa - website of choice
2007-01-23 22:41:16

I didn't manage beer, pizza, chocolate or prozac today. But I did have deep-fried haggis from the local chippie, and it tasted pretty good. Although I think it did something to my brain, as shortly afterwards, I read a poem by Marilyn Hacker in seventeen Sapphic stanzas and couldn't understand it.

Rob - website of choice
2007-01-27 18:58:49

As of Mar. 26, 2007, only Diaryland members will be able to post comments. Hopefully this will change soon, but I'm being spammed with 40-50 porn links in my comments pages a day, and it has to stop.

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Get me the hell back where I came from!

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