I hear that's how Bruce Lee died. Yay for random lurker comments! Hi. :) I love what you've done the place. All hail Smoog. soulfob - website of choice 2006-01-14 22:54:32

You are so ridiculous and wonderful, it hurts. In a very, very pleasant way. Much like a massaging shower head. Molly - website of choice 2006-01-14 22:57:18

Oh, the horrors of it all! The next thing you know, they'll use their... oh god, it hurts to say it. THEIR FINGERS! Damn this world! DAMN IT! Mrs. Coble - website of choice 2006-01-14 23:02:13

I've always been curious, is the statement "I'm a Christian," some kind of code for "I'm a *good* person, unlike all those heathenous unbelievers"? cat - website of choice 2006-01-15 00:56:37

Why cat, you heretic! Christian people are not only good people, they are the best people. Especially Christians who carry rifles. The best. Smoog - website of choice 2006-01-15 02:18:16

"The sweet spray that makes life bitter!" I am horrified, yet titillated. And if Dr. Scooten Down recommends it, that's good enough for me! saru-san - website of choice 2006-01-15 13:52:32

You mean you evil women out there have *GASP* vaginas? I myself am genital free, like a barbie doll. I've never heard such filth! As we all know masturbation makes you blind and you became a child sacrificing devil worshipper! gia - website of choice 2006-01-15 17:38:30

like gia, i too am vagina free which is good for my precious youth but in all seriousness who comes up with these things? does comfort with my chaunch make me a skank? for real? this was a giant giggle for me many thanks sadistiksoul - website of choice 2006-01-16 01:09:48

Oh, adore. Adore, adore, adore. Adoration commencing. Is it all right to save that picture? Is there any way you could make banners from it? (My diary's locked: the username and password are "reader," if you're curious.) Mehiel - website of choice 2006-01-16 13:27:04

heheh� :-) trufula - website of choice 2006-01-16 15:34:38

I know my life became one of sorry repentance once we moved out of the shower-headed madness of our last apartment and into the bath-friendly zone of our new house. My vagina has finally come to its (sensation-less) senses, and that's a good thing (as Martha would no doubt concur). You're doing a bang-up job of this whole blog business, by the way. Keep it up (and away from soap and water)! Friday - website of choice 2006-01-16 16:26:14

Did you see that they remade Reefer Madness? I mean, it was done by potheads and they turned it into a story movie, but the DVD comes with the original movie. :) Fuzzy Grey - website of choice 2006-01-16 16:40:21

Yes, and it was narrated by the supreme ruler of potheads, Woody Harrelson. Smoog - website of choice 2006-01-16 16:48:48

I'm not a Christian, and I use my fingers... I am SO screwed... Rae - website of choice 2006-01-21 11:32:58