Maybe you can be a print ad model for one of those hair cut magazines you see in hair salons. That'll help make ends meet so to speak. In the meantime, just be fabulous, ok? Good.

awittykitty - website of choice
2005-06-26 11:19:00

Hey, good idea. Or perhaps I can rent my head space for billboard advertisements and children's parties. After all, it's fabulous.

Smoog - website of choice
2005-06-26 11:26:07

Hey, if you've got "fabulous" hair, what else really matters? If any creditors come a-knockin', you can simply flip your magnificent mane at them, and they will be forced to stare in awe as they forgive your debts.

Blue Meany - website of choice
2005-06-26 12:06:51

Well - yes!

Of course, I only have 2 inches of hair on my head, so the process of flipping is definitely out. Preening, however, is an absolute certainty.

Smoog - website of choice
2005-06-26 12:11:47

Hey,your boyfriend must be flattered! By the hair,I mean. Like Metallica say:Nothing else matters! Oh,hey,about that part with when you said you never said anything about being intelligent:Oh,since when is that something bad!! Doesnīt society LOVE morons? Seriously,arenīt those people so favored and loved who are too stupid to think for themselves and will therefor be ok with everything you do,you know,isnīt everyone trying to be stupid and immature,you know,isnīt that the new fashion? Irresponsible,and being a pushover-arenīt those people the new thing?

Ichse - website of choice
2005-06-26 13:36:45

Yeah, well, I also never said I was a moron or a pushover, so there. Pbbfft.

Smoog - website of choice
2005-06-26 19:14:44

If it makes you feel any better - I was in San Francisco on a business trip, and I needed a cut and color. I went to the salon in the hotel - didn't ask how much anything cost - and it was $400!! American!!! I could have fed a whole small country in Africa for that! But was the best cut and color I have ever had.

Lauren - website of choice
2005-06-27 01:12:33

you sound like you should be on queer eye, ma lady. it'sth justht stho faboo! XD yea, carson.

addie - website of choice
2005-06-27 04:05:12

When your hair is fabulous, fabulous things follow. Keep your eyes peeled for the large bills strewn in your path. Act like you don't need it, and people will throw even more of it your way.

Sally - website of choice
2005-06-27 13:03:28

I wish I had money so I could send you some, but I did the same thing to myself with plastic money back in the nineties and stayed poor ever since them just to punish myself, or maybe it's laziness... in any case, if you ever want a retreat to the vacation meca that is Orlando, FL, you have free lodging and food... I've been an adoring fan of your writing ever since I found you when I was a very young child (or so the story goes in my mind) and if ever the opportunity to become a real friend in real life (if there is such a place) offline, I welcome the opportunity... just cuz you are that worth my time... you really should put a pic of your hair up (you can always do some creative art work with your face if you did not want it on the net, unless, of course, that was you in the pic, which would mean the secret of your identity is already out of the bag even if nobody actually knows), just so you can further justify the expense as internet art... maybe it's even tax deductible... I hope you feel better, wonderful, even :)

candoor - website of choice
2005-06-27 21:23:58

OK, candoor - now you're just starting to sound like a stalker. Get a grip, man. You're freaking me out.

Smoog - website of choice
2005-06-28 08:22:52

I was hoping that wasn't you in the picture. ... Sad day indeed. Feeling fabulous may be more important than ACTUALLY being fabulous. It's all a matter of attitude ... of course, I've never been to such a salon where they practically powder your toes ... perhaps there is something to be attained with sleek hair and a sip of fancy coffee. *checks wallet for appropriate credit card*

Jacqs - website of choice
2005-06-28 16:17:24

I have no idea who that is in the picture, but anyone who has hair like that and puts a photo of it up on the web deserves every ounce of humiliation they get.

Smoog - website of choice
2005-06-28 16:32:43

lol... well that ought to get me some new readers I suppose (if I insist I am harmless it might be boring, give me a call and instrigue the world :)

candoor - website of choice
2005-06-28 20:42:23

dude, that entry was awesome.

popeholden - website of choice
2005-06-29 19:19:51

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