The Smoog Shoppe
12.29.2005

Just what you want to see after a raging bout of unchecked holiday materialism - a shop! No, wait, I'm sorry - a shoppe. I'm so up with the hip talk I could make myself puke. I have spent the afternoon embracing capitalism - actually, that was simply a side effect, as it was more a matter of me goofing off with graphics and CafePress offering a means of play. Whatever the case, I hereby unveil -



Git yer eyeballs here! There's even a post-Christmas sale! And for extra convenience, there's now a handy dandy permalink at the bottom of the page for those times at 3 am on a Tuesday you just have to buy an eyeball button.

I have such impeccable timing. Only 360 days until, um, next Christmas! Ah well. At least it's better than selling fake Rolexes on the corner.


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