In Smoog We Thrust
04.09.2004

While pondering a new banner barrage to choke down the throats of unsuspecting Diaryland participants, I was struck with the idea of combining both thoughtful directives to guide one through the trials and tribulations of life, along with blatant narcissistic commercialism. I feel I have succeeded in my endeavors:

In my goal to enlighten and inspire Diaryland masses, I reach out to you, my brethren. What proverbial words of wisdom do you wish to spread like Nutella across the brains of the willing, the eager, the enormously gullible? This is your big chance. You could even start your own cult out of the deal.

UPDATE: I'm annoyed. I received 4 emails informing me that my banners were approved, up and running, but my favourite, the gift whore, isn't running at all. Either it was not approved for some strange reason even though I received an email saying it was, or technical difficulties have erupted and the banner was sucked into a cybernetic black hole. Either way, the innocent and ever benevolent Smoog has been robbed. My purchase of 5,000 banner impressions is gone and I have nothing to show for it. Hrmph.

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: The magically disappearing banner ad submission was discovered and finally approved. I now have more damn banners running than I know what to do with. It's all about ME! Look at ME! MEMEMEMEMEME!


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