| 01.14.2007: | Finally, a support group we can all get behind |
| 01.09.2007: | The City That Ever Reeks |
| 01.08.2007: | Waiter, there's a uterus in my soup |
| 01.03.2007: | Long Lost Mummy of Nefertiti Found in Smoog's Apartment |
| 12.30.2006: | New Year's resolutions we can actually keep |
| 12.29.2006: | Zzzzzzz*SNORT* Mwuh -- huh --? Dozed off there for a second. |
| 02.21.2006: | We are experiencing technical difficulties due to misplaced brain function. Please stand by. |
| 01.31.2006: | Smoog, garbage guru |
| 01.27.2006: | Secret footage unearthed from 4 billon years ago - finally, the real story about life on Earth! |
| 01.24.2006: | The latest reality TV show for those who have no life |
| 01.20.2006: | Smoog's soul needs saving. Smoog is a bad, bad, dirty soul. |
| 01.17.2006: | Take two Smoogs and call me in the morning |
| 01.14.2006: | Vaginal Madness! |
| 01.12.2006: | What a fowl plan. I bock at the thought. |
| 01.10.2006: | How to make like you're lying about everything in one easy step |
| 01.08.2006: | Win friends and influence people through bloodshed |
| 01.03.2006: | The Unbearable Lightness of Blog |
| 01.02.2006: | Taking On The Great Outdoors with Seething Wang Hose: Lesson #1 - Ice Fishing |
| 12.31.2005: | The times, they are - well, not changing so much really |
| 12.30.2005: | Smoog's Lessons in Etiquette: Lesson #4 – The House Party |
| 12.29.2005: | The Smoog Shoppe |
| 12.28.2005: | All Hail Smoog! |
| 12.26.2005: | Five Weired Halibuts |
| 12.24.2005: | In which Smoog decides Christmas is out for vengeance |
| 12.23.2005: | In which Smoog's loathing of Christmas is further reinforced |
| 12.21.2005: | In which Smoog pees on the leg of anyone carrying gift wrap |
| 12.14.2005: | Rage, rage against the dying of the metaphor! |
| 11.28.2005: | Stuff it |
| 09.19.2005: | Celebrating Talk Like A Pirate Day, Me Hearties! |
| 08.20.2005: | Yurt! |
| 08.19.2005: | We interrupt this rant to, um, rant about something else |
| 08.17.2005: | Be good, Billy, or a fat person will steal your breakfast and sit on your face while you're sleeping |
| 08.16.2005: | On the subject of brain death, gelatin-like haematomas, and yurts |
| 08.12.2005: | We interrupt this depression to bring you the following freak-on news update |
| 07.31.2005: | Taking the phrase "letting myself go" to a whole new level |
| 07.28.2005: | Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled - shit, what are we saying?!? Fuck off! |
| 07.23.2005: | A discussion on fucked evolution. Literally. |
| 07.22.2005: | Letters To My Organs |
| 07.21.2005: | Smoog's Scorecard: Life-105, Insurance-82, Smoog-0 |
| 07.16.2005: | Everything is better with ice chips |
| 07.12.2005: | Smoog’s Lessons in Etiquette: Lesson #3 – The Bathroom |
| 07.04.2005: | Fabulous smile - not so fabulous bank balance |
| 06.26.2005: | I may be bankrupt, but my hair looks fantastic |
| 06.25.2005: | I may not be able to breathe, but I am protected against stray bullets |
| 06.22.2005: | Item #43 of things I really didn't need to know about my neighbours |
| 06.20.2005: | I shall defeat the evil-doers and preserve my Jello! |
| 06.19.2005: | I, bastard daughter of the mailman, take you, mutant ogre |
| 06.18.2005: | Vows to my Lover (or "what kind of crazy person breaks up over toilet paper?") |
| 06.17.2005: | No Pants Gang! |
| 06.12.2005: | A message from your frontal lobe: we're experiencing technical difficulties - please stand by |
| 06.09.2005: | Oooh baby, let me manipulate your gonads |
| 06.08.2005: | An open letter to every homo sapien who squats to pee |
| 03.19.2005: | Tell me when this gets annoying: AAAAGHABAKKASHMEEEEP! |
| 03.08.2005: | When you still can't find the words |
| 02.26.2005: | When you just can't find the words |
