Tell me when this gets annoying: AAAAGHABAKKASHMEEEEP!
Hey, how do you like the new look for March 19? I call it the "rhomboid chasm" look. You can just call it "a lot of empty boxes and where the fuck are all the images" theme.
come hither - back off
As Andrew struggles once again to recreate a site with umpteen zillion users, to kill time I decided -- what the hell, let's see just how far I can take an old joke before I start receiving death threats and dead animals in the mail. Therefore, I hereby present the rest of you waiting populus with --
Oh God, Not More Diptionary Shit
amoreba (n.) - Lovesick Italian parasite.
angoraphobia (n.) -- Fear of fuzzy sweaters.
apratment (n.) - Residence infested with giant wankers.
arashnophobia (n.) -- Fear of spotty people.
argasm (n.) -- Intense pleasure for pirates.
asparagas (n.) -- (No definition required.)
asparagist (n.) -- Subliminal communication via the manner one waves their vegetables around on a fork while chatting.
beatnit (n.) - One with as much poetic talent as insect larvae.
cardvark (n.) -- Poker-playing anteater.
carnivole (n.) - Man-eating rodent.
catestrophe (n.) - A person who bombs at every single exam they ever take.
cheatah (n.) -- Large, swift-running cat who waits for the other cats to take down prey, then brags to all his friends that he did it.
clandustine (adj.) -- Of dust bunnies that secretly reproduce under one's bed.
conspituous (adj.) -- Made noticeable by excessive drooling.
creamation (n.) -- Death by Cool Whip.
endorkement (n.) -- Offers of support and validation from the kind of people you wish wouldn't.
flummixed (adj.) -- Baffled by food processors.
guardvark (n.) -- Vicious anteater employed for protection.
happensdance (n.) -- A chance outburst of the funky chicken.
hardvark (n.) -- A petrified anteater.
hickey (n.) -- A Canadian winter sport that pits skaters against each other in a battle of lips.
insurant (n.) --Tantrum thrown by claimant upon being denied coverage.
Klaustrophobia (n.) -- Fear of Germans.
lackadazical (adj.) -- Lazy as a result of heavy pot use.
languich (n.) -- An abandoned sandwich.
lardvark (n.) -- An anteater with a glandular problem.
machiapetlian (adj.) -- of one who plans world domination through the cunning use of alfalfa sprouts.
macremé (n.) -- The artistic knotting and weaving of French desserts.
meateorite (n.) -- Partially digested sausage propelled from a choking victim after the Heimlich maneouvre.
morkgage (n.) -- Alien IOU.
moussaki (n.) -- An alcoholic beverage made from fermented ground lamb and eggplant.
oftspring (n.) -- Children from Irish Catholic families.
origamy (n.) - Intricate folding into artistic shapes of dirty underwear.
pacnic (n.) -- Outdoor consumption of poltergeists.
pedarogue (n.) -- A schoolteacher who finally snaps and runs around the hallways throwing dictionaries and screaming, "IT'S NOT ITS, IT'S NOT ITS!!!"
Philistine (n.) -- One who thinks quotes from Dr. Phil are deeply meaningful.
relegion (n.) -- Annual permit renewal for Satan's minions.
riposuction (n.) -- Weight loss through goring by wild animals.
rococoa (n.) -- Ornate use of marshmallows in French hot chocolate.
sarchasm (n.) -- The immense gap between how much biting wit someone thinks they have and how much they actually do.
slingshit (n.) -- Medieval weapon used by low-income kingdoms.
Streep throat (n.) --Respiratory infection caused by faking too many accents.
telescape (n.) -- 1) Fashion accessory for astronomers. 2) Prison breakout planned by phone.
twindled (adj.) -- To be boondoogled into providing aid to an identical twin pretending to be their sibling, e.g. money, a shoulder to cry on, clothing, adoption, sex, marriage, murder for hire, etc.
Xenaphobia (n.) -- Fear of athletic women.
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