I'm guessing you've never been to a pig roast. Seeing the head of the animal you're about to consume with an apple in it's mouth as if the poor things was stuck on a metal rod in the middle of lunch is a very quick way to get me, at least, to consider the possibility of never eating again. Nikki - website of choice 2007-01-09 01:28:17

Oh, fully roasted pigs on spits are definitely on the menu at the Living History of Your Meal Diner. Doesn't make me lose my appetite, but then, I've plucked grouse, gutted hares, and slaughtered chickens as a child, so I've always been well aware where the meat I eat comes from. Smoog - website of choice 2007-01-09 02:13:45

I have a friend who refuses to eat sausages for that very reason. "Sausages are nothing more than offal in a condom." Myself, I can't remember the last time I bought a meat pie that contained meat and not some watery, brown gravy-like substance (oh,look, this one has a pea in it...) Scotty - website of choice 2007-01-09 18:13:41

Your banners are the absolute best! I've seen three today and they always make me laugh. Keep them coming to twelvebeer. I daresay you're funnier than I am. *oh that hurt* ;) Kungfukitten - website of choice 2007-01-09 18:49:58