even though i know what you meant, i giggled when i read, "oh goodie, i'm hung" which was followed by something about newt testicles. hi! luva - website of choice 2006-01-12 22:56:58

What can I say? I've never been one to let a good pun pass me by. Smoog - website of choice 2006-01-12 22:58:15

So, when the headlines first said, "Bird Flu Found in Turkey" did you giggle insanely? On an unrelated note, I interviewed a health care professional once about unorthodox alternative medicines, and he made the interesting comment (off-air) that the same people who refuse to take an aspirin for a headache because they claim it's full of chemicals will often happily swallow handfuls of "natural medicines" made from extract of Sicilian goats' piss and Swedish bats' semen, with a bit of ground-up Tahitian volcano lava to mask the flavour. Apparently it makes it taste like chicken... Love, R xxx hissandtell - website of choice 2006-01-12 23:12:09

There's a fowl plot afoot. I wonder if it would be politically incorrect to detain all chickens that cluck in arabic? Mrs. Coble - website of choice 2006-01-12 23:28:45

I work in the food industry, and at one trade show in Atlanta some years ago I was heartened to see a machine which certainly disheartens chickens, called the Eviscerator 2000. I later saw one in operation in Brazil. Gruesome. These chickens don't stand a chance. saru-san - website of choice 2006-01-13 00:02:37

Yes, we shall rip out those heartless bastards hearts! We shall overcome! Smoog - website of choice 2006-01-13 00:27:30

*giggle* Seriously, I can never get enough of "Tastes like chicken!" RDC - website of choice 2006-01-13 04:21:53

*de-lurks* Always enjoy your entries. :) Julia - website of choice 2006-01-13 06:34:54

I'm de-lurking :o) Hi. hcatty - website of choice 2006-01-13 08:51:11

As a former pig owner, I can attest that they deficate everywhere in a near constant fashion as well. And they can have eight to twelve tits. monkey-king - website of choice 2006-01-13 10:12:52

I'm de-lurking...*pops head up and looks round*...eeek! I'm going back to lurking! :o) Gia - website of choice 2006-01-13 15:18:09

I can feel the love. And whoever has their hand down my pants, a little more to the left. Smoog - website of choice 2006-01-13 20:55:28

De-lurks briefly to admit he does keep an eye out for the Smoog posts now. Good fun (unless you are a chicken). Re-lurks again... Roge - website of choice 2006-01-14 06:01:16

You are one funny bird. Jess - website of choice 2006-01-14 15:52:23