Now that I've read your handy tips, I fear I cannot use them, as I have peed myself laughing while sitting in this chair. Blue Meany - website of choice 2005-07-12 18:04:48

Smoog for President. Trance - website of choice 2005-07-12 18:43:13

Sadly, I am not American-born, so I'll have to settle for governor of California. Smoog - website of choice 2005-07-12 19:13:26

Hey Smoog, very clever comments, and of course including the PRICK, rofl. I take it from your mentioning of the Thames you're from the UK?? Where abouts from?? Have a good day. Catch ya later Stuart - website of choice 2005-07-12 20:36:11

Damn, Stuart, you ask a hell of a lot of questions. Are you planning on marrying me or something? Or perhaps stalking me? There is a bio on the site, you know. Smoog - website of choice 2005-07-12 20:43:29

You are so wonderfully disgusting. Is it wrong that I am just a little aroused by all the PRICK talk? I think I may have a silly little crush on your diary. adoring fan - website of choice 2005-07-13 00:58:40

I dunno, you just seem to be an interesting person. Is there some crime in thinking that?? Stuart - website of choice 2005-07-13 20:32:41

That all depends. Is there a bloody axe under your pillow? Smoog - website of choice 2005-07-13 20:37:53

um...no. but I can put one there if you like..... (:-p) Honestly, you sound like a cool person, would just be nice to get to know you. And no, I don't stalk girls Stuart - website of choice 2005-07-14 06:25:21

Hey Smoog, Just read your story, the start touched me, brought a smile to my face, my mouth was quite dry by the time I finished reading. As I said, I'm a nurse, so I do understand a few things. You are even more amazing person than I first thought you were. And no, not for a second am I pitying you. I'm sure you would tell a person to bugger off if they were. Hope you've had a good day. p.s. hope you don't mind, I put your link on my page. Stuart - website of choice 2005-07-14 06:44:22