Haha, my parents, too, gave me the teeth they never had. My father's father was a *dentist*, for goodness sake, but was still too cheap to give my Dad braces. MissPinkKate - website of choice 2005-07-04 19:49:20

I was born with perfectly good teeth, but I have been sending them to a slow death since I first realized I was in deep, helpless love with All Things Sugar. Yay for you, though! Blue Meany - website of choice 2005-07-04 19:52:30

Loved this entry...Your diary is a wonderful read. When I need insight and humor, I lurk...I leave a note at times too. Sandyz Fightn4life - website of choice 2005-07-04 20:36:18

Ah, the seductive siren call of "All Things Sugar". I managed to resist the deadly beckoning of processed cane, but only by falling upon the methadone of sugar addicts, "All Things Splenda". Smoog - website of choice 2005-07-04 20:47:00

so that IS your mouth with a super imposed eyeball in it, eh? hehe. give me a kiss!! :p addie - website of choice 2005-07-04 22:08:10

I've dealt with a few "fat boys with chips" in my day. Kindergarten: Raul. 3rd grade: Richard. And I learned to stay far away or be cute enough to be close. You adapt. lol ... as always, you crack me up! Jacqs - website of choice 2005-07-05 13:43:07

What - do all fat boys with chips have names that start with R? Is that what determines who actually gets fat? Take that as a warning, all potential parents: there's now more than one reason not to call your infant son "Reginald". Smoog - website of choice 2005-07-05 13:56:53

I swear, the first part of your teeth story reads Exactly Like Mine. I swear we may be related. Trance - website of choice 2005-07-05 14:43:10

Perhaps we are. After all, my father did get around some. The true test is this - can you hyperextend your legs to the point where your kneecaps feel as if they're going to explode from your skin and kill whoever's in front of you? If so, then you definitely have some Smoog genetics in you. My condolences. Smoog - website of choice 2005-07-05 14:49:53

Now you have to post pictures of your beautiful smile! Julia - website of choice 2005-07-05 18:32:10