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02.21.2006

I'm sure you've all noticed that, once again, Smoog has been missing in action recently. I apologize for yet another Smoogus Interruptus, but I'm afraid Smoog has been sucked into the vortex known as the "February Blahs". I sit in front of the computer, fingers on keyboard, yet all that emerges from the brain of Smoog is an unintelligible muffled groaning sound somewhat equivalent to "uuuuargh". If it makes you feel any better, this is also all that is emerging when I wake up in the morning, when I go to work, when I'm at work purportedly working, when I come home, when I watch television, and when I go to bed. I'm being very undisciminating in my unintelligible muffled groaning, so don't feel singled out.

This is essentially the very reason Smoog always goes missing for long periods of time. Why? I don't know. Could it be related to the brain tumour surgery shit of the past? It's quite possible. Could it be completely unrelated to the brain tumour surgery shit of the past and simply be instead the result of chemical imbalance? Again, possible. Whatever the reason, Smoog's brain is presently on hiatus and is likely located somewhere in the Caribbean sipping Mai Tai's and getting foot massages from some Latin hottie named Hernando. Until it stumbles back home, drunk and sunburned with some rare tropical sexually transmitted disease, please be patient.

Uuuuargh.


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