Thou shalt not have any latex gods before me
12.22.2002

OK, wait. You mean I put all that effort into designing my diary, add just the right amount of aesthetic frill in combination with no-nonsense utility, light up a dozen brightly coloured scented candles, self-administer a Swedish massage (almost dislocating my shoulder in the process), anoint said newborn diary with the Colonel's special blend of herbs and spices, pray to Athena, pray to Jahweh asking that he doesn't smite me for praying to false idols, pray to my false idol made from boilable latex, extra handy for quick sterilisation, asking that it forgive me for praying to Jahweh, edit, edit, edit, and edit, and nothing happens? Not even an automated email notifying me that I have written a diary entry and, should I be unaware that I've done so, I can visit my unbeknownst diary entry at such-and-such URL to find out what I just wrote that I was unaware of writing?

I thought the whole idea behind a public diary was to fulfill an exhibitionistic desire for attention and to provide a hollow substitute for real human interaction. There is no reason whatsoever why fireworks shouldn't light my browser window ablaze the moment I click the "done!" button.

I at least expect a cyber hug from the Diaryland Fairy.

Even a handshake would do.

I feel so empty. Thank Jahweh for false idols.


make idle gossip (2 comments so far)

come hither - back off


Last 5 entries:
01.14.2007:Finally, a support group we can all get behind
01.09.2007:The City That Ever Reeks
01.08.2007:Waiter, there's a uterus in my soup
01.03.2007:Long Lost Mummy of Nefertiti Found in Smoog's Apartment
12.30.2006:New Year's resolutions we can actually keep



Hosted by Diaryland

2002-2007
Latest Entry
Older Entries
Random Entry
Smoog's Bio
Smoog's Profile
The Many Eyes of Smoog
Email Smoog
Smoog's Guestbook

My RSS feed:


Want to be notified of new entries? Then gimme your email or I'll shoot!



Interesting blog stuff:
Rick Mercer
Tomato Nation
Dooce
The Rik Files
Miss Snark
Scavella's Blogsphere
Leebo Zeebo
Wingtips
Surroundings
Words For My Enjoyment
Stucking Fupid
TranceJen
GolfWidow
biensoul
bluemeany
cuppajoe
haloaskew
heidiann
hissandtell
juddhole
ann-frank
groovy-decay
kungfukitten
luvabeans
madamepierce
marn
not-a-finger
porktornado
chickie-legs
reynedecoupe
smartypants
fuzzy-grey
twelvebeer
unclebob
weetabix




Make Smoog feel special.

Cavort 'til something falls off!
Oooh, beer.
Globe of Blogs
Blogarama - The Blog Directory


Blog Flux Directory

Humor Blog Top Sites
stumbleupon toolbar

Rate Me on BlogHop.com!
the best pretty good okay pretty bad the worst help?